vvenis:

ONE TIME MY SISTER FARTED IN MY PUPPY’S FACE AND MY PUPPY LIKE FROZE AND THEN TOOK TWO STEPS AND THREW UP ON HER BED AND THAT’S HOW I KNOW KARMA IS REAL

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hoping one day we would be friends again.

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graycup:

x

unknown-one:

caydie-tran:

How is this still getting notes?! 

Because my bestfriend has and will always be the best artist I know <3

Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what

Silly me for thinking you would like me back.

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aintnobodybusiness:

Tell em Tyga baby

bieber-news:

Madrid’s OLLG (March 13)

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself

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When you find something you’ve been looking for forever in your sibling’s room…

sodamnrelatable:

DON’T. TOUCH. MY. SHIT.

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